Ever heard the saying, "idols/beautiful girls don't go to the bathroom"? This phrase originated from the over-glorification of idols by radical fans, and you can even find similar lines in ACG works. While absurd, it's become a common joke.
Recently on Japan's X (formerly Twitter), a user took this joke to a new level. After not pooping for several days, they proudly declared they possessed "idol qualities," attracting significant attention from netizens curious to see how this ridiculous post would unfold.
It all started with the user's initial tweet, where they boasted about not having pooped for three days, feeling incredibly proud because this meant they had "idol qualities"—after all, idols don't go to the bathroom!
The next day, they posted again, still no poop, urging talent scouts to come find them because there was a talented individual here ready to become an idol!
Lo and behold, another day passed, and the user posted a celebratory message: they had finally "expelled their idol qualities"! Hooray, hooray! Now, they joked, it was time to re-accumulate those idol qualities (?).
This series of tweets went absolutely wild, getting retweeted extensively. By the first day of 2025, many netizens who saw the post cracked up, exclaiming how outrageous it was that such a "dirty" (?) post gave them their "first laugh of the New Year." What on earth was this?!
Some netizens jokingly suggested that "idol qualities" should now be the official term for poop! Another commented, "This is the first time I've seen a poop report go viral like this online." This... is just too much! Giving the first laugh of 2025 to this (?).
However, calling poop "idol qualities" does sound a bit more elegant (?). What do you all think—is this user's analogy creative or just plain weird? LOL.
via： togetter