Voice Actress Satomi Akesaka Announces Marriage, Shares Wedding Photos, and Jokes to Fans: "It's Not April Fool's!"

Satomi Akesaka, the voice behind fan-favorite characters like Chrome Dokuro from "Hitman Reborn!" and the iconic race commentator in "Uma Musume Pretty Derby," just dropped some major news today (May 4th): she's officially off the market! The lucky guy isn't a fellow voice actor but a regular dude. The internet is absolutely buzzing with congratulations for Akesaka, who's famously been open about her desire to tie the knot.

For those not in the know, Akesaka has a running gag among fans and friends. Whenever another female voice actress announced their marriage, she'd often become the subject of playful jabs, given her very public (and often hilarious) declarations of wanting to get hitched herself, only to see her peers beat her to the punch.

Taking to X, Akesaka shared a handwritten message, spilling the beans: "To everyone who's always supported me, I have some personal news to share: I recently registered my marriage!" She then hilariously added, "It's not April Fool's, but since I have a livestream today, I decided to announce it now. It might sound fake, but it's totally real!" Her signature blend of humor and cuteness left fans both shocked and absolutely thrilled.

When it came to her new hubby, Akesaka was totally open: "He's not a voice actor or anyone from the entertainment industry. We actually met through mutual friends at a drinking get-together!" She also shared how their relationship has changed her: "Ever since I met him – he's so gentle and thoughtful – I've learned to be more moderate with my drinking. Before, I loved to drink and often overdid it, but now I feel like I've really grown as a person."

Well, it looks like Satomi Akesaka can finally retire from her unofficial role as the "always a bridesmaid, never a bride" voice actress! Huge congrats to her, and here's hoping for a long, happy marriage as she embarks on this exciting new chapter!