If you've ever bought doujinshi, especially the 18+ kind, you know the drill. Even if you're totally cool with your hobbies, there's always that lingering fear of family or your partner stumbling upon them and giving you the side-eye. You gotta hide those babies well.
Recently on Japanese X, a user shared his epic tale of woe: his wife, while tidying up the room, accidentally posted a super awkward "shopping order receipt" of his. He instantly suffered "social death," sparking a massive wave of relatable laughs and commiseration online.
The user simply posted an image with a short, desperate caption: "My wife posted this while cleaning the room, and I'm just... gone." But a closer look at the receipt reveals an order for an ultra-explicit doujinshi titled "Gakuen Ikisugi Master" (學園イキスギマスター) – clearly an 18+ parody of "Gakuen Idol Master." And if that wasn't enough, there was another spicy title: "I Just Want to Be Sandwiched by Those Boobs!" (挟みたい、胸ぱかり). Yep, definitely a saucy one.
The news blew up instantly, with netizens flooding the comments section, absolutely losing it: "This is literally the end of the world," "I'm calling today the end of human civilization," "It happened so perfectly, a localized extinction event," "Biggest blunder of his life, LOL," "Why didn't you destroy the evidence sooner?!"
Many also jumped in to share their own "painful experiences." One user recounted how his wife discovered his cross-dressing roleplay on an alt account and tearfully confronted him. Another mentioned the unique horror of his parents cleaning his room while he was out and leaving his adult books prominently displayed on his bed – a feeling he "totally understood."
Not only that, the doujinshi's title, "Gakuen Ikisugi Master," had a whole other group of netizens cracking up. The comments section quickly turned into a hub for witty remarks and famous quotes: "The title alone made me spit out my tea," "Gakuen Ikisugi Master is pure genius," "Who even comes up with these titles www," "Seriously curious what this one's about."
The most shocking twist? The doujinshi's author, Chikuwa himself, actually jumped into the conversation! He even revealed that "Gakuen Ikisugi Master" already has a second volume, and a third is slated for C106! The original poster hilariously tried to deny buying "such a thing," only to then post his own purchase screenshot, sending netizens into another fit of laughter.
Guess it just goes to show: if your family or partner isn't cool with your adult doujinshi or 18+ stuff, you better not just hide the goods, but the receipts too! Don't end up like this poor user, publicly "socially dead" QQ. For those curious about the doujinshi, just search for "學園イキスギマスター" yourself.
via： togetter